The Nondating Life

Friday, November 07, 2008

Chuck Norris Is Afraid of Rahm Emanuel

Some fun facts about Rahm Emanuel:

1. He's the first chief of staff to have nine fingers.*
2. He was a former ballet dancer.*
3. He shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
4. Can eat 50 hard-boiled eggs in one sitting.
5. In the 70s, he did tons of porn. (submitted by a colleague)
6. His porn name was Ram Manual. (submitted by another colleague)
7. His middle name is Sue. (submitted by yet another colleague)
8. Once arrested for chopping the heads off parking meters.
9. Once said to Tony Blair, "Don't fuck this up."*
10. Ate Chuck Norris for brunch.

*True, as far as I know.